§Æ±æ Lyrics & Chords By Kelly

I like games they're hot to turn on You can cheat em and they don't get pissed when you're gone You complete em; they don't hang around wanting more And the only thing that...read more

My life is so successful I got everything a man could ever need Got a thousand dollar haircut And I even have talkshow on TV And I know I should be happy But instead ...read more

I'ma blast your brains Talking full-on sex I got a porcupine called "Zazoom" He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) I had a...read more

(Introduction, only on live album „An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer“, spoken:) Another familiar type of love song is the passionate or fiery variety, usually in tango tempo,...read more

L.A. face with the Oakland booty I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist And a round thing in your face ...read more