Äckliga Fitter Lyrics & Chords By Mr Cool

(Run-D.M.C.) IT'S NOT FUNNY - when you buy a TV off the street You take it home, plug it in, BAM, you got beat IT'S NOT FUNNY - when you buy a house with all you got And...read more

This one goes out From the bottom of our hearts To the most important lady in our lives It's time to pay some respect I hope you proud of us 'Cause we're proud of you ...read more

My dick don't stand like a fat kid in PE The only time it's active's when I'm in the bathroom peeing I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm I couldn't get it up...read more

I was sipping on rum down in Old Havana relaxing, just kicking it under the cabana When this old man walks up, scurvy as can be taps me on the shoulder, and he points to the sea ...read more

(What I'm sayin' is the most. I'm a player from coast to coast. So you ladies, make a toast. Here's to you, you, you you. If the truth is what you need, baby, check my...read more