Бейсбол Lyrics & Chords By Машина Dpoff

I'm a feminine Eminem, a Slim Shady lady But nice cause I texted Haiti 90 lady cops on the road, and I'm arrested for doing 80 Like hamlet, all about words, words, words Divide...read more

Men are like vows Because they're easily broken Women are like cows Because they both have vaginas I said, men are like muzzles Because they'll try to shut you up No, no,...read more

Ja grüß Euch Gott, ich muss Euch gleich mal was erzählen: diese Geschichte kann sich garniemand vorstellen. Weil mir ist gestern was passiert, das hat mich wirklich stark...read more

I don't know if all Boy Scouts are gays They could probably tie the knot in, like, fifty different ways I got a safe full o' cherries, 'cause I pop it and lock it, A...read more

Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it, Because they’re pregnant F-ing son of a gun You think you’re so deep now You give me the creeps now Now that...read more