1000 Ways To Suicide Lyrics & Chords By Slapping Suspenders

If you want to die a painful death
Strangle yourself 'til you lose your breath
Stab ya in the heart with a knife
Or with a frying pan take your life

Hanging is a great way to die
The wire around your neck like a tie
Or with an axe chop off your head
Them it's sure that you'll fall down dead

There's 1000 ways to suicide
You and death side by side

In your mouth you put your gun
Pull the trigger that's fun
Or try poisen in your booze
But don't ever mees with a moose

If you have listened to my song
Isay you can't do it wrong
Sit down a while and wonder how
Well don't think commit suicide now