12 Pains Of Xmas Lyrics & Chords By Bob Rivers

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Is finding a Christmas tree
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Angry husband: Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Man getting over being drunk: Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Exhausted man: Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Nervous wife: Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills! Oh, I hate those Christmas cards! Hangovers
Rigging up these lights! And finding a Christmas tree
The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Nervous wife's husband: The Salvation Army
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez! I'm tryin' to rig up these lights! And finding a Christmas tree
The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me: Whining kid: I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS! Charities, And whataya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!? Five months of bills! Oh, making out these cards
Honey, get me a beer, huh? What, we have no extension cords?!? And finding a Christmas tree
The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
A tired father: Finding parking spaces
DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY! D