71 Virgins Lyrics & Chords By Robin Williams

So let me ask you this: is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? Huh? What happened to coffee? Did I miss a fucking meeting with the coffee?...read more

PROF. JONES: Good evening. One of the main elements in any assessment of the medieval open-field farming system is the Availability of plough teams for the winter plowing. Professor...read more

Put down your remote control Throw out your TV Guide Put away your jacket There's no need to go outside Don't you know that we control the horizontal We control the vertical,...read more

I'm the guitar guy at the party, I'm the guitar guy and I think i'll drink a Coke and Bacardi, It might seem like i'm just havin' fun, But i'm actually not, I'm trying to sleep...read more

I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced a song or two It was...read more