A Fat Woman Lyrics & Chords By Brian Williams

I never seem to finish all my food I always get a doggie bag from the waiter So I just keep what's still un-chewed And I take it home, save it for later But then I deal with...read more

Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos There's only one thing that they all like a bunch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh,...read more

(talking) Uh, this next song was actually inspired by a review that we got when we played the Edmonton Fringe Festivial last year. we thought that it was a rather unique review,...read more

Lydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia Oh! Lydia, the tattooed lady She has eyes that folks adore so And a torso even more so Lydia, oh! Lydia, that "Encyclopedia" Oh!...read more

Well I heard that you're leavin' Gonna leave me far behind 'Cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I'm not your kind So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex And...read more