A Few Gags Lyrics & Chords By Jim Jeffries

Remember when there was nothing else to do, But lie and bed and, Wonder how it was always up to you, And no one else and, Early mornings, made by warnings, What's the point...read more

I left my gal sad and lonely, left her standing in the rain I went down to the railroad, I caught myself a midnight train I beat my way into Texas, landed in a gambling town I...read more

We're the Three Best Friends That Anyone Could Have We're the Three Best Friends That Anyone Could Have We're the Three Best Friends That Anyone Could Have And We'll Never...read more

Owl: It's a giant creature with a tail. Here, I'll draw Piglet in for scale. Piglet: Oh dear! Owl: Its hide is like a shaggy rug Its face, a surly, ugly mug. With...read more

Well, come in this house, stop all that yakety-yak Come in this house, stop all that yakety-yak 'Cause your sugar daddy don't want no talkin' back You keep on a-tellin', talking...read more