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A Poltically Correct Christmas Lyrics & Chords By Mystery Science Theater 3000

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Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, But not through checkpoint B. That's when I...read more

[Mr Garrison] Okay children let's start the day with a few new math problems What is 5x2? C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde? [Clyde]...read more

i like hotels... hotels are fun, beds are more fun though...read more

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat, and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places That I never...read more

Blame Canada Times have changed Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse! Should we blame the government? Or blame society?...read more

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