A Song About General Cordswainer Lyrics & Chords By The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan

He's on the cover of magazines He's never shaved his face completely clean Women think he's the king and they wanna be his queen He breaks a whole lot of hearts When he...read more

Her name is Zooey Deschanel She's an indie goddess Imagine her on the toilet Isn't that the oddest? No one that pretty ever has to go number two Number two, number two,...read more

She's an actress, she's a singer She's America's sweetheart Let me tell you a secret Miley Cyrus farts Yes, I know it's shocking And it's sad, but it is...read more

Ian Somerhalder, he's a handsome man. All the ladys in the world want to kiss him, on the lips Ian Somerhalder, he's a vrey good actor He has a wonderfull life and i ...read more

Listen up all you ladies I hate to be the one to say this But I honestly believe you need to know You all think that he's a perfect, flawless work of art But the truth is,...read more