A Souvenir Offer Lyrics & Chords By Douglas Adams

Now whenever life is looking dark and mean I have myself and espresso. And then I kinda sit back and like dig the scene And maybe have myself another espresso. And there's a...read more

(spoken) Is it better to be than to become? No, I think it's just the opposite. Sometimes I feel like a hound dog, howling in pain, howling from deep within my soul, my soul...read more

This ones called Martin Scorsese He makes the best fuckin' films He makes the best fuckin' films If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his fuckin' neck and just shake him And...read more

She falls through the doorway, Rolls down the hall. She bounces off the sofa, And walks into the wall. It's easy to see that she buckles and bends. She's doin'...read more

Into the distance, a ribbon of black Stretched to the point of no turning back A flight of fancy on a wind swept field Standing alone my sense reeled A fatal attraction holding me...read more