Abandoned Warehouse Lyrics & Chords By Douglas Adams

Ed was at the end of his rope, an expression he detested. "There is no rope!" he would scream at the laughing walls. "There is only the end. "No hope, no rope. Ending is...read more

(spoken) Look. I'd be the first to admit that I don't have an ounce of common sense, but I think people should be fucking in the streets. Assfucking. Especially women fucking...read more

I like to sing I wish I could sing like those guys who can sing two notes at once, those Monks. It takes them ten years to learn how to do it, but it's worth it, because God really...read more

(sung) Phaedreaux was sad and dejected, bereft and broken, unspoken for, unable to think for himself or dream of better times or to see any point in going on at all (On at all) ...read more

Dick was obsessed with his dick. He would beat off at least three times a day In the morning, when he woke up Right after or right before dinner Or right before he went to...read more