Abc's Lyrics & Chords By The Toasters

Bup bup bup blhu!
Inna de 'A' - Is for alcohol
Boom up the 'B' - Is for the booze ya know
I man can 'C' - Is for cocaine
Do en fe 'D' - And dope a running in your veins
Ease up da 'E' - That is for E-balls
Flip up the 'F' - Your future's written on the wall
Gang bang the 'G' - That is for greed
Do in de 'H' - There is no hope, a dangerous deed
And 'I'...

An intervenous injection
Jazz up the 'J' - C'mon man, just try one
No more KKK - On the corner you'll find crack
Lionel fe 'L' - Stop fessin' about the drugs you lack
Mash up the 'M' - 'M' is for you mind...
Nuh nuh nuh 'N'! - You need narcotics just to unwind
Oh, oh, pon a 'O' - You could get an overdose
Give I a 'P' - The price you pay for cuttin' it close
Homeboy...

What's up with 'S' - It's a constant search for drugs
Tease up da 'T' - And then you got beat up by thugs
You and 'U' - Is united we stand
Valdate de V - I got some valium in my hand
Dup up 'W' - Is for woe is me
What's up wid 'X' - I also tried some ecstacy
Mister Lionel fe and a why - The choice you make is yes or no
Zozo fe 'Z' - So don't be a zero

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