Air Lyrics & Chords By Sesame Street

Barber:How short would you like me to cut your hair?

Customer: Say What?

Barber: Hair!

(Guy Smiley and his marching band break in)

Guy Smiley: Did somebody say air?
Barber: No, I said hair!

Listen up, America
We've got something great for you!
It's something you can feel and breathe and even see right through
It isn't something you can smell
Or taste or eat or see
And please don't send us money --
It's absolutely free

Oh yes, it's air, air, air
It's the bargain of the day
Air, air, air
Doesn't look like much but, hey!
It's handy when you're working
It's handy when you play
So get some air, air, air
It'll blow you right away!

Customer: Who was that guy?

Barber: I don't know. You sit back in the barber chair.

Customer: The what?

Barber: Chair!

(Guy Smiley breaks in again)

Guy Smiley: Did somebody say air?
Barber: No, I said chair!

Oh, you can breathe it with your mouth
Or you can breathe it through your nose
And when you take your shoes off, you can feel it on your toes
It isn't purple, green, or pink
Or red or white or blue
It's kind of hard to spot it, but
It's always there for you

No taste! No waste!
No tell tale smell, it's swell!
Oh yes, it's air air air
Send for your supply today
Air, air, air from Maine to Monterey
Americans just love it
They breathe it night and day
So get some air air air
It'll blow you right away!

Customer: Does that happen often?

Barber: No, actually it's exceedingly rare!

Customer: Eh?

Barber: Rare!

(Guy Smiley breaks in once again!)

Both: Oh no!