Alan Jones Radio Show Lyrics & Chords By The 12th Man

Wipe down the table with a wet cloth Get a new tablecloth from the draw Spread it nice and flat with no wrinkles Set the chairs so they're evenly spaced out Start with the...read more

Hello. Oh hey Joel how you going? Ya. I’m just on a, uh, tram, just really hungover. Hey, you know that um, band competition we went in, So You Think You Can Copy? Yeah, we won man!...read more

'you know a wise man once said, never judge a book by its cover, always read the whole thing in the bloody book shop and then decide if you wish to purchase it. A friend of mine was...read more

I've give up wanking this morning I never thought that I could I'm feelin better already and this time I'm off it for good When I first wanked I's thought I's so clever And all...read more

My soul was pierced by the Lords blessed spear, My eyes were blinded by his light, My heart is witness to a burning passion, I am unworthy before his sight. Deliver me from the...read more