Alan Patridge Calls An Estate Agent Lyrics & Chords By Scott Mills

It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor We pulled and you came back to...read more

They thought it was all over But it's only just begun The cup of eastern promise In the land of the rising sun Seemed a million miles away And one thing's for sure The...read more

Imagine it's a crazy situation, Pick up the thoughts and use imagination In the fast lane of the melt down zone, Too many lies, too many overtones are spoken And the rules...read more

I invented the wheel When I was only seven I had dinner with god When I popped into heaven When I was just eleven Iâ ...read more

There I was, a-digging this hole A hole in the ground, so big and sort of round it was There was I, digging it deep It was flat at at the bottom and the sides were steep When...read more