Alf Lyrics & Chords By Tee Vee Toons

Three is a magic number, Yes it is, it's a magic number. Somewhere in ancient mystic trinity, You get three as a magic number. The past and the present and the future. ...read more

They're creepy and they're kooky Mysterious and spooky They're all together ooky The Addams family Their house is a museum Where people come to see 'em They...read more

Cousin Sven, he's here Cousin, come on in Say something intelligent Dah, he is Ollie, you are Sven He is Ollie, you are Sven Ah, duh, you are my new friend I share mit...read more

Singers Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all? Who can skip thru the mud with the greatest of ease? What kind of wonderful guy? Who can crawl like a dog without scraping...read more

"The British are coming! The British are coming!" Now, the ride of Paul Revere Set the nation on its ear, And the shot at Lexington heard 'round the world, When the British...read more