All The Myths Are True Lyrics & Chords By Abney Park

Our ancient nightmares, the ghostly legends,
The fiendish tales, all the myths are true
Scientists have unearthed enormous skeletons;
They think we've disproved that all the myths are true

[spoken:] Year after year, science finds explanations, scientific reasons behind
all the legends. They think this proves that history was not as myth has
shown it, but in fact it proves that all the myths were true.

The ruined remains of an ancient city
Deep underwater--all the myths are true
Scientists have unearthed enormous skeletons
They think they've disproved that all the myths are true

[spoken:] ...a giant crater is all that remains of what was once the largest city...
...currently all the graves stand empty. Government officials estimate damage to the neighborhood at well over 200,000 dollars...
...death toll rising, scientists scrambling to find some way to stop the massive...
...dozens witnessed the attack, no one saw the attacker...
...a fishing schooner off the shore of Iceland, wrapping its tentacles around the hull and pulling it under...
...found this man to be well over 200 years old. In his cellar was found dozens of jars of frozen blood--human blood...
...whereabouts are currently unknown. Police warn citizens to stay away from the forest...

Deep in the forest, half-crazed witch doctors
With their herbal magics--all of it is true
They've found traces of a neurotoxin
In the zombies' bloodstreams--all the myths are true

Ancient nightmares, archaic legends
Enigmatic dreams--all of it is true

Ancient nightmares, archaic legends
Enigmatic dreams--all of it is true

Ancient nightmares, archaic legends
Enigmatic dreams--all of it is true

(Enigmatic dreams...all of it is true...)