Allie Goertz Writes Funny Songs Lyrics & Chords By Papa Razzi And The Photogs

She's an actress, she's a singer She's America's sweetheart Let me tell you a secret Miley Cyrus farts Yes, I know it's shocking And it's sad, but it is...read more

He's on the cover of magazines He's never shaved his face completely clean Women think he's the king and they wanna be his queen He breaks a whole lot of hearts When he...read more

She's so pretty and she's so great Acting in movies singing songs by Tom Waits She is the woman of so many men's dreams Sometimes she releases stinky steam (Oh where,...read more

If I somehow got the opportunity to go on a date with Megan Fox It would be so wonderful It would be so perfect It would be so fabulous And if during that date with Megan Fox,...read more

Before he sings his songs, he sings his name For everybody in the world to hear And I bet he does the same Before lettin' some poop fall out of his rear He says, "Jason...read more