Alligator Crepes Lyrics & Chords By Mr. Fish

There's a sad girl sitting in the holographic snow Underneath the holographic tree Gazes at nothing with holographic eyes Gazes right through me Nothing surrounding her is...read more

One day I need a laptop so I wander into town to get one My directional skills are very poor I go McDonalds I say I want a laptop He say I just sell Burger I say is that like...read more

On Channel 27 at a quarter to three, I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see No cash, no check, no C.O.D., so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be Nobody...read more

My kitten, my kitty cat. When she's content she purrs. She thinks the house is hers. But you won't like her when she's angry. No, you won't like her when she's angry. Angry,...read more

"Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth," "That's my name so spoken thrice," "There's a foulness wafting from your fowl enclosure device," "Surely crap you must be speaking," "That's...read more