Alternate Earth Lyrics & Chords By Patton Oswalt

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See...read more

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests About that special feeling...read more

Chicago Chicago 18 Forever (Robert Lamm, Bill Gable) 1986 Fin de Siecle Musique/ Idle Speculation Music ASCAP Every day it seems we hear the same old story. Every day...read more

So let me ask you this: is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? Huh? What happened to coffee? Did I miss a fucking meeting with the coffee?...read more

I'll give you an idea of what kind of family mine is This is a true story About 9 or 10 months ago I did somethin I had always wanted to do I cashed in all my frequent flyer...read more