America, The Retarded Trust Fund Kid Lyrics & Chords By Patton Oswalt

Dare I say, the greatest poets of our day Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent Jay; The hip hip clowns Haters see just white-trash family They say fan of I.C.P. must have the downs I...read more

So now we talk about destruction 'Bout the way that we might go I've seen the headlines in the papers The truth is more than we should know Somebody wake me from this...read more

Comedy is fun but I really, I really want to be a firefighter I want to be a firefighter so I can drive the fire SUV Cause I don't know what the fire SUV does when they get to the...read more

I'll tell you what dream used to scare me when I was a little kid Used to actually totally give me nightmares: Remember those kool-aid commercials? Where that, no, that talking...read more

Where the fuck are my car keys? They were right here in my hand. I had 'em just a second ago Did I leave them in the kitchen? Or underneath the cushins of the couch? I...read more