Andy Is Making A Record Lyrics & Chords By Andy Kaufman

I poured salt on a large slug. I watched how the slug writhed and squirmed. It tried to escape me and my burning salt. The slug made no sound. But I'm sure if I were turned...read more

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I was crossing the snow fields In front of the Capital building. It was Christmas, and I was alone. Strange city. Strangers for friends. And I was broke. As the carillon...read more

Drop it down low, let me feel it in your pussy hole Drop it down low, let me feel it in your pussy hole Drop it low, feel it in your pussy hole No control, feelin' like a molly...read more

I think I'm losing you, but I will never regret choosing you Because I am in love, and for now that will be enough And the ones around me convince me that I was the only person...read more