Any More Fares Please? Lyrics & Chords By Terry Deary

The Left-Sock Thievers: Tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap, tap, tap. Cynthia: Yodel-yodel-yodel-yodel-eedle-idle-oo! Yodel-yodel-yodel-yodel-eedle-idle-oo! Tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap,...read more

Gossip calypso, Gossip calypso Hear all about it! Yak-a-yak-yak Every woman up at the window Giving out the gossip and getting it back Oh, Mrs Brown, well how are you now? I tell...read more

Bash Street Kids, Mrs. Blakeningsop, Gnasher, Walter, Bertie, Spotty, Cynthia and Parky: Time goes fast, time goes fast! Cause the time with everybody when the party parts! Good time...read more

Danny: One plus one minus one is one! Plug: Eleven plus none minus none is none! Toots: One plus none plus two is three! Bash Street Kids: I can figure figures is as easy as can be!...read more

"Right," said Fred, "Both of us together One each end and steady as we go." Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it We was getting nowhere And so we had a cuppa tea and ...read more