Are You F*cking Kidding Me - Live Lyrics & Chords By Kate Miller-heidke

They say everyone should have
Their heart broken at least once
That that is how you grow emotionally

Well, I have been misused
By many, many, many men
But nothing can compare
To how you treated me

At times it really felt as though
The pain was here to stay
And though it's many years ago
I feel it to this day

And now
You want to be my friend on Facebook
Are you fucking kidding me?

All the memories are coming back to me now
All the ways you stole the light from my eyes
I traveled so far just to get away from you
'Til this morning's friend request surprise

At times it really felt as though
I'd never smile again
You narcissistic asshole, oh
You nasty, nasty man

And now
You want to be my friend on Facebook
Are you fucking kidding?

I don't want to know
What kind of cocktail you are
Or which member of the Beatles
Or which nineteen fifties movie star

I don't give a toss
If you're a ninja or a pirate
I suspect you'd be a pirate
But I don't want to verify it

And I don't give a shit
What your stripper name is
Or if your kitty had a litter

Look, just follow me on Twitter
I don't care about your family tree
And I certainly don't want you
Porking me
(Again)

So now
You want to be my friend on Facebook
Oh, you fucking, fucking fuck