Are You Happy With Your Wash? Lyrics & Chords By Eddie Izzard

You will need to arrive at a quarter to five if your plane is departing at ten. When you called for a seat, we advised you to meet at the gate and we'd let you know then. ...read more

Do u wana do something that rhymes with truck Do u wana do something that rhymes with buck Do u wana do something that rhymes with my best friend his name is chuck Do u wana do...read more

My baby's got a transistor radio She takes it everywhere we go She takes it when we go out a-walking Even to a movie show Well now, just last night, in the pale moonlight I...read more

Judge: How do you find the defendant? Juryman: He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent. Man: Freaked out behaviour both chronic and recent. Jury: Drinking and driving, narcotic...read more

I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced a song or two It was...read more