Are You Taller Than Kristi Lee? Lyrics & Chords By Bob & Tom

Spoken: Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls Hold your breath Make a wish Count to three Come with me, and you'll be In a world of pure imagination Take a look, and...read more

I'm sorry i cook for shit. I'm sorry my sewing isn't like your mothers. I'll call her up. I'm sorry I dress kinda boyish. I'm sorry my hair isn't long like the girls in your...read more

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to...read more

Verse 1: A Well there ain’t many sheilas where I come from E But she’s the sorta sheila for me. ‘N’ they recon I got the ugliest one A But she’s the sorta sheila for...read more

Well, I went to a party And what did they do? They took off their socks And they took off there shoes, They took off their coats, And they took off their pants. I had a...read more