Arrival Of The Fittest Lyrics & Chords By Schäffer The Darklord

Back from the scratch that never mind forever
I've been right in plain sight, striving to keep climbing
While I never go slower, gotta keep keep going
Gotta keep it on moving upward onward and forward

Toward my goal prize I've got my eyes on as I struggle
I'm overcoming every tribulation trial and trouble
I'm never backing down until I've succeeded and I mean it
I've got spirit and I'll never be defeated (fuckers!)

And I made it, and now at last I've arrived
And I have what it took to get here, I'm so surprised I'm alive
I keep it going on and on and so, so live
Upon arrival of the fittest just the sickest survive

And ain't nobody gonna break my stride

The train I took tonight stalled and we were all evacuated
Just before a Cloverfield left the station devastated
I fled the scene and ran to Empire State
And dodged plane debris downed by a giant ape

But I escaped and caught a ride back downtown from Venkman
After dropping Vincent Clortho off at the station
I gained great power when the arachnid bit
I dropped in on some mob bosses taught 'em a magic trick

I gathered up the guys and went in search of a body
After I sanded my super's deck to learn some karate
I scaled Mordor before going back to Cali where
I had to beat the Alpha Betas at the homecoming fair

I had to go in search of all of One Eyed Willy's treasure
Had to travel back in time to save my parents marriage
I had to travel back in time to kill my enemy's mom
I had to travel back in time to write a history report

I orchestrated fake suicides at my high school
And froze when my sisters friend rose from the swimming pool
I peddled my Big Wheel down a hotel's halls
I got my new pet wet and I ruined Kingston Falls

I had to go to New Detroit to topple OCP
I had to meet up with some guys from work and beat up a fax machine
I busted in on Adrian and learned of his plan
I met my long lost son and I cut off his hand

Retrieved Medusa's head and used it to slay the Kraken
Searched for my lost bike stolen by Francis
I read the Necronomicon walked with a Hollow Man
Flew to the North Pole and talked to a hologram

From every side and angle all these forces have conspired
But I haven't yet been beaten or retreated or retired
I've met every last challenge faced every last fear
And at the end of the day I'm still here (fuckers!)

Because I made it, and now at last I've arrived
And I have what it took to get here, I'm so surprised I'm alive
I keep it going on and on and so, so live
Upon arrival of the fittest just the sickest survive

I finally made it, and now at last I've arrived
I have what it took to get here, I'm so surprised I'm alive
I keep it going on and on and so, so live
Upon arrival of the fittest just the sickest survive

Knock, Knock! Who's there? The Darklord has arrived!