Aperture Science's lyrics & chords

Founded in 1953 by Cave Johnson, to make shower curtains for the U.S. military. However, after becoming mentally unstable by mercury poisoning in 1978, Johnson created a "3 Tier" plan to make his organization successful, becoming strong competitors with Black Mesa for GSA funding. The first two tiers, the "Heimlich counter-maneuver" and the "Take-A-Wish Foundation", were failures and led to a Senate Investigative Committee of the company. However, as the committee heard of the success of the third tier, the "man-sized ad-hoc quantum tunnel thro...read more