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Authority Office (pronounced "uh-thawr-i-tee" "aw-fis"). Music. Art. Video. Skin-colored Wall Hangings. 1 Japan Man + 1 Canada Woman + 1 USA Man. Authority Office re-telebroadcasts important status updates worldwide via powerline communication, binary systems & 3 audience-donated satellites above Estonia. Mud Scab (The First Lady of Authority Office) was born without a functioning feminine reproductive system. Brian helps out. Gwin Von Pellet's (Founder of Authority Office) maternal brother, Tristram Von Pellets, is blessed to have a wife, sev...read more