Beardslicer's lyrics & chords

Two mysterious humanoids of variable shape and title converged in a second floor room just south of Cleveland upon an otherwise average day in August of 2008. Without warning, they began to produce sounds (some pleasurable, some not so much) via the improvised application of systematic abuse of drums and guitar. Other instruments would soon feel their wrath. A little over a year later, the incognito duo would take their bladed assault on facial hair to a live stage, decreeing that they would not rest until all beards had been sliced. Plan...read more