Captain Three Leg's lyrics & chords

Apple butter Tenderhead Shackled down The pain of pleasurable drinkability Liquid bling Ineffective weaponry Cemetary planet Breeding platform Check engine light An acre of pain Life of lies Torn down Subliminal enslavement program Shitty zardoz Sea chantey The red button From here i leave dead Instrument panel malfunction Death mask Ceiling fan massacre The podium Unhappy clowns True love Pizza crust Sockeye rip off Adding to the shitpile Cunt Chris is fucked Failed reform Raise the dead Punctured victims With all due respect Axe swings down Turn up the suffering and torment Chimp attack Madman Pirate popsicle Behind the behind Coming to terms with death World’s tallest midget Colostomy stew Visiting misery The vastness of space Little black track star Hot chocolate Hail to blood Corspe sickness Completely rotten corpse Used star salesman Left to take Sorted dismemberments Self induced torture Show sitter Paying for something twice Two weeks in a band Sickness of corpses Food for the living Surplus punks Gay hercules Dreaming morbid necropsy American cheese Barnyard fun From savage to consumer slave Victory hole Count me out Corpses on the meatsaw Fuel for rape Wake of deception Sidewalk sale Manifestation of evil Catch and release Me and my ego Cremation The ballad of john prosser Morgue Jazz funk Dick bagg It tasted a little like pee Shattered limbs braided into the spokes of the death machine Silverware sucks Cocksucker vi Swollen fruit Jazz shit Drape rag The fuck the song International sign language Bone breaking bloodbath Foaming bile Treatment for minor cuts and abrasions High horse Mutilated flying guts Kill Noxious death milkshake Psychic surgery Urinal cake and ice cream Gone without a trace The adventures of dickman and throbbin’ Waltz disney Veno occlusive priapism Wrong sided surgery Sniff the corpse Taco tuesday My life prison The golden baptism Ode to odin Shit takes M Eat on me Vocal round Lady liberty Nee nu nee nu Sand Mountains of decaying human corpses Genital scars Another word for fast Decline I like to smoke How many inches did you get last night? Victims of filth Dressed for burial Dead souls screaming Unhealthy birthing process Dick guider Good job Menstrual bloodlust Feasting on mounds of feces Jive cracker Full moon Casket filled with semen Led beasties Like it or lump it Just let go The weirdest guy who ever lived No coast Bad news Microwave massacre The pride of pine nut Sick leave No room for dessert Nothing original E buildup Evolutionary losers Get a clue Crippled checkbook Thor Elderly drivers Make it count Toxic shock Check ups Aspercreme The game of life Digested Orson Raxamis Drunks with hobbies Battle of the bands You guys are old school Dirt nap Male pattern baldness Symptoms of unisex Fart brazil The amish meat scandal Style over substance Loose caboose Nocturnal emissions Blasphemous fornication Corridors of bone Fair brown Raining rotten chunks of waterlogged flesh Into the dutch oven Butterballs Hand me my cancer Sexsomnia Night wrestling Fowl play Crowded outhouse Failed attempts at excellence Yipe Dolphin funeral Fire bottom The sweet embrace of death Hotel broslin Bvd tractor pull saturday night Mayberry Melting into the mud Consolidation time Flexing brutal muscle Shaved nuts My stuff Whistle trade off Key holed Sodomizing a bronzed pig Bald eagle burger Relentless attack Sounds from within Tubesteak army High tail Perceived threat Light it up Girl Spiritually challenged White guys with afros Desperation Backblast My dick knows Grow up and participate A world destroyed Se vende guitarre Inspector gadget Service bell Hesitation wounds Scummy Modern day piracy I came here for the green sauce Little fatso Snatch Territorial meat lust Friday night surgery Deep thrusts Beef bone Nasal nightmare Coast to coast am with art bell Consumer Feast above the clouds Ghosts and goblins Harry carry Dickface La cucaracha Porn again Fatty earthworm Hot carl Dead brown fish Browneye patch As mankind dies Swamp song Japanese baseball worship The real sick shit Razor doom Dumping ground Partly cloudy Pus and sludge Monkey and the blue jay Cannibalistic sexual suicide Horizontal man Courtesy flush Meth arrest The tingler Pit monster Intercourse the system I still like you Eight months at sea Shipwrecked Fallen trees Flood Song about cola Trash can doom Dust bunnies Bullshit car Radio delete Sexual assault with a concrete dildo Sex crimes One night stand Dog knot Running through the blood Scrid Disabled me Mongoloid Tommy g blues Ralph Mud I like breakfast Fuck all something Deep within the lake Ska ian and the transcendental toilet band Stink flute Without purpose Sex things Ray gay Panic attack projectiles Three skull Broken spence Demonic fertilization Space dick Rescue the future The glass shield Car chase Uncertain defense Soul price Pole position Blue water green Scratch happy Salted wounds Crosseyed garbage man Summer love Scum rock Tape stops Goddamn cracker Kill for halford Ruining things for others Squeeze toy Machine gun Drum circles Automated apologies Informal porn Hollow La la la la Serious intestinal distress Black robot returns Hardcore merchandise Properly sedated Extreme heterosexuality Breakfast berry Fifth column Clock rot Cow pie Worthy of exploitation Technical difficulties Aqua box Toilet flies Threatened by police Start and stop Creeper Mosammet hena The thunder of hooves Struggling for comfort The shining path The raincoat brigade El salvador Flora Polio swagger Fart opus Digital gore technician Stagnant pools of filth Take me to hell Phanto Breaded genitals Meatmen tribute Solid gold Baby funeral Inner swine Practice patients Mercy rule High water mark Creatively spent Ritalin Introductions Distinct chunks Robert the dog quaffer Coming up short Youtube remix Acab Meat deposits Group home stormfront Duck assistance Laugh track Cover art shenanigans Seed Hiv population control Slowly we rot Ordinary boogie Mincecore no more Passive aggressor Console junkie E honda sumo suicide stomp Garbage gargler Ufo Corky Landlord Fire Leech boy Bandana thrash is fucking stupid Doomsday predictions War system More farts Kamapauzi Hold my care bear Due process Coated in your stool Stylish facial hair Ben hur An entire grape Armless soothsayer Cop mom Midget Puppets on a string Word up Long and hard Happy birthday Flying stench of fried decay Turn signal social justice warrior Reserved hatred The literary business is my business Fat guy goes nutzoid Scoutmaster rapist Be a man Selling out for sex toys Do another rep