Casino Gardens's lyrics & chords

--BEGIN TRANSMISSION-- CASINO GARDENS, owned and operated by mysterious skateboarding magnate G. Michael Cools since 1981, is the premiere vacation destination for families, businessmen and high-rollers the world round. Come see what we're all about! For the mermaids and mermen at heart we have two jumbo-size wading pools, a luxurious sauna and scuba lessons ran by internationally renowned experts!! For you tasty hunks we have the largest exercise complex in the state of Florida (tone up, zone out, right babe?). We haven't forgotten the big s...read more