Change Thief's lyrics & chords

Our story begins in a hospital off the coast of Terre Haute. Our protagonist turns 21 years old in the clutches of leather straps and a jewish witch. He dutifully plays ping pong under doctor's orders. With a lack of respect for money, authority, himself, and pretty much everything around him, he begins to pen down what he sees in himself and in others that leaves something to be desired. With compulsivity and awkward wit, he begins to elaborate on the fictional and exaggerated holocaust of every person he has loved longer than four hours. ...read more