Count Arthur Strong

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The legend that is Count Arthur Strong, one time Variety star, after dinner speaker, raconteur, sole propriertor and owner of Doncasters Academy of Performance, host of his own Radio shoe...show, 'Count Arthur Strong's Radio Shoe', and carnivore. Best friends Wilf Taylor, of Wilf Taylor' Butchers - Quality Meats, for all those special occasions, Gerry from Gerry's Cafe and Jack from The Shoulder of Mutton. Throughout his long and distinguished showbusiness career, spanning from before penecilin was discovered, Count Arthur has entertained and ...read more

The musical Murder most fouled up Doctor’s waiting room Gone fishing Two teas at gerry’s Accident at wilf’s Arthur’s concussion Opening night Ship on a bottle Royal variety show Tinnitus the greek god More like a bungalow Are we nearly there yet? Slow news day Condiments to the chef Lot less bother with a hover If we hit an ice burger Bonjour arthur The stuff of dreams The rider for the show This afternoons special guest A pomp pomp from down underneath Richard briers Rex harrison tribute Outro The curse of count arthur Small pint and pork scratchings Aunty mary had a canary Come come mr bond A sheep farmer of a lord? We were worried about you… Your host for the evening Warehouse out of raiders of the ark royal Gerry’s café – mornin’ arthur Closing up Arthur is canvassed on the street Eat your heart out huge fearnley whipping stool Basildon bond meeting Start filming when they open the door Any chance of  having the six pack now? Want to buy a slice of finger? Slack customs Lurverly to meet you… Pub quiz results counted Take your chosen veg Doncaster… Role playing Mystery of the new bucket Visiting gerry at home Where’s the tea gone? Glasses for nothing One of my ulreka moments Knights of the round table Nursery hustings In the motorway service station Spanish elvis Lost and found Research for the quiz The food critics visit Altercation with a busker Stuck in a lift Arthur warms up At the hippodrome Rescued in the nick of time Escorted from the premises Table dancing Malcolm…the very person Peter pan o’pop Shopping with malcolm Ruminations on pedestrian crossing Memory man Jerry’s café with tweedle dum and tweedle dee Blogging into hammer lunch Police reconstruction A space idiocy Nativity with the cub scouts Mind your head on that light fitting Morning count strong Fundraising A little imposition Try to put a smile on your face Alright sally? Are you fit then? Screw back for the black Sure we are on the right road? The tale of spiggy lakes Arthur reminisces in preperation for a play Water water everywhere Seance Wilf the butchers Flash gordon to ming the motionless One anchor stuck to my thumb Religion Under new management An inconvenient fly in the ointment A quote without wogan in the car Teletubbies City tour bus Can i interest you in a tour of the city? Charley ant The corn exchange Sunny days time shares The good flush guide Insurance for my minx Autograph nutter Nearly quarter to ten Nothing says sorry like a sausage Cloud cuckoo clock Golden oldies hour That awful man from down the road The dynamic duo That bloody stupid woman Dicing kidney with kevin mcdonald We got him anne Two of everything You here for some advice? Her with the willow pad head Charity shop Its johnson the butler The invisible man Brochures on italy Welcome aboard It was prince charles What was the cost of the pullover? What seems to be the problem here For the good of the commitee The statue of the black prince The wagon wheel at last You must let me buy the next one Can i see your license please Died and gone to heaven Two ounces of potted meat Barbers day off today Delux vegie slice o matic Morning wilf Whats up with you you look lost Doctor hal Fares please A ten minute rest stop More like a shopping centre A maverick justice of the peace Passport bravo When oppertunity knocks A bit of meat for spain Señor string? Full english on the house España por favor Put me another sausage on wilf

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