Dane Cook

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Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972 in Cambridge, Massachusetts) is an American stand-up comedian and screen actor. Cook grew up in Arlington, Massachusetts and attended Arlington High School. He was raised Roman Catholic. His comic material is mostly observational humor. His recent routines include such diverse topics as car accident mayhem, Cook's time spent working at Burger King and assorted geek humor. Cook often refers to specific places or things using his own slang terms. For instance: Burger King is the "BK Lounge" (a phrase first ...read more

Hopes n dreams Cinematic adventures Cheater 2.0 Christ chex The game of love and how to destroy it Retaliation (disc 1) Vicious circle Crocodile hunter Horror movies Car alarm (album version) Atm tricks The animal channel Public restrooms Price is right Late Bees & sharks Goodnights / encore / i'll never be you Fireman & policeman Beer run Tickling L'o'v'e Drowning Hi mom, i'm gay Nightmare (lp version) Drown or catch fire Super gay crab dream Cheating B and e Pepsi vs coke Elevator Crappy jobs Kids Religious beliefs You know you're drunk Previews Sneeze Lie Good cry The chicken sangwich Fathers robe Relationshit Prank chinese phone calls The key Comedy central presents dane cook New york Dmv Pillow fight Sex Fast food prank Things not to say during sex Retards rap Dance club 01 Snake dream Drunk Church Rough around the edges Yo mama jokes Masterbation Auto racing Catholic church Ovaltine Teach english Girlfriend Thirsty Street fights Jesus jokes Crying Pet names for a penis Isolated incident Your choice You kick my dog Fuck Pooping Simon said Cross street Dj diddles Buddies coming to town Forward Rigamorole Wheelchair library Jerking and jilling off Paper thingies In canada Hot air balloon Spa music Bad sex talk Introduction Comfort and making out Track 20 Untitled Snakes and aliens Every comic wants to be a rock star Snakes Insomniac tour Speak like the devil Practical jokes The clue knife Teleporting and time machines 50 Late night tv Exit Fireman Bees Late for work Why women win fights Dane cook remix Get out Expressions Wwydi The phone zone Mcdonalds Mouthing off Disc 1 15 Marry us Nestle quick Hit by a car Ball busting Goodnights Ruthie pig face draper Bonus Gay gangsters Fuck is the best word ever Danegerous edition Umm helloooooooo Killed by bees Alt ending track 13 Encore Discovery channel Metaplastics The danecast in video God bless you Athiest sneeze Comics come home Tire You have to fucking eat Cluster fuck Mall parking lots Outro Brain ninjas Fuck this game Riot Atm Different jobs Chicks Sounds Stargate vagina Door kicker Growing up catholic Blowjobs Liar Relationshits and brain ninjas Breaking and entering Tourgasm teaser Mcdonalds ebonics commercial Rules of the road Itchy Shark rocket Getting head Dimension Karate

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