David Walliams's lyrics & chords

1.

wanting to disappear

2.

watching the curtain edges grow light

3.

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7.

under the mattress

8.

9.

forever and a moment

10.

lying on the carpet with lisa

11.

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pickled onion monster munch

14.

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a knock on the toilet door

17.

canalboat weekly

18.

a small wig in a jar

19.

plumbing weekly

20.

21.

22.

a thousand smiles

23.

24.

25.

pink furry slippers

26.

rich and famous rat

27.

actually too much fudge

28.

29.

30.

camping holiday

31.

the shape of a kiss

32.

33.

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a lifetime of crime

35.

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37.

a blizzard of banknotes

38.

out of date easter eggs

39.

gerbils on toast

40.

41.

mystery and wonder

42.

a little broken

43.

the duck quacking

44.

45.

with or without the dress

46.

47.

a hole in the fence

48.

49.

a beachball rolled in hair

50.

a gcse in makeup

51.

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these high heels are killing me

56.

silence like snow

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a very special little girl

60.

there was nothing more to say

61.

62.

dragged in the mud

63.

blouse and skirt

64.

big hairy hands

65.

66.

one thing left to do

67.

the executioner and axe

68.

the pulverisation machine

69.

70.

nosey neighbour

71.

planning the heist

72.

a small explosive device

73.

wreckless and thrilling

74.

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caught by the fuzz

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79.

cheesy beans and sausage

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83.

instant suspension

84.

85.

an audience with the queen

86.

haunted by ghosts

87.

a packet of sugar

88.

89.

prawn cocktail crisp breath

90.

ten tonne truck

91.

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93.

the great escape

94.

sizzling bottom

95.

a figure in the dark

96.

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99.

scratch and sniff

The wanderer Abandon starbucks Drivel Slightly chewed Rule brittania Hair pulling Bathtime Lady and the tramp Shut your face Soap dodgers Interview with david walliams Maybe its the drains Collapsed buffon Black leather mistletoe Plastic snowman Grubby toilet roll Wetwipe Long lion days Super tramp Mr stink De loodgieter The slightly annoying elephant

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