Dwarf Among Midgets

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Years ago on a planet far far away, Bob Saget arrived after discovering time and space travel for some reason. Anyway he met three Australian hookers and proceeded to have angry drunken sex with them. Each one became pregnant and gave birth to three fat ugly fucks. The hookers were upset because Bob Saget had to get back to Earth to film an episode of "Wake Up San Francisco", so they threw the bab ies into space after him hoping they would catch up with him and he would take care of them. But he didn't even notice, or he did and acted like he d...read more

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