Eugene Mirman's lyrics & chords

Teen wolf The fart song Credit card They call me the “you’re welcome man” Politics I am eugene mirman Crazy people Technical difficulties Art video Special agent The absurd nightclub comedy of eugene mirman Bonus track Dog Punk Alarm clock Unknown Indie rock quiz show Introduction Duck Motorcycle Truth or dare Grunge Hero returning from a budweiser commercial The czech republic Spaceship flying Grasshopper asking a dog a question Horse galloping A medically reliable introduction to digital drugs Automatic door opening Screaming man Too many pieces of paper Giraffe sleeping Shortwave radio Little girl crying Group of wealthy men French kids picking apples Eugene at bumbershoot Math is retarded Bears Demetri martin Humacorn Skate punk Naturalized immigrant doing a job you are unqualified for Fire truck Anna kendrick discovering an underwater city New email Stalking Silly billy goat got a heroin addiction Baby locked in a dresser Fighter plane Hello Video from the future Germaphobe does not mind Aaaaaaaa My letter to the airlines Shouts and murmurs Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua Shower running Bellhop who got stung Two apples on a rainy sunday in the fall Man walking in boots Intro to ringtones Misogynistic maple trees Alien supermarket Living helicopter complaining Sarah Dustpan Ronald reagan taking a shower Horse Hotel bed that is tired Traffic Turtle ii Mizzenmast Boy who loves hammocks Sentient robot going about his daily business Kids playing in the park Powerful senator ii The nerve of some people Birth control pills telling a little boy not to eat them Drug lord feels pretty bad Italian person eating a pizza pie Desk covered in hair Two pistols sitting on a shelf Police siren in europe Dial tone Telephone calling a toaster Elephant having trouble Jigsaw puzzle Yellow line that divides roads Male toothpaste being sneaky Puddle Ambient noise in an airplane Video game Phone is ringing Cheese People being diligent at an ad agency Group of businessmen agreeing Lgbt party where people are eating sushi Hurricane Lgbt newsletter that loves the expendables franchise Machine gun Cat Telescope being defensive Flowers Rain Shark Sheep that is too cute to eat Confused child Two lost fireflies Screaming woman who sounds like a man Laser gunfire Fox embarrassed about his boner Magic clown using his powers Wild turkey bragging about his mansion Hotel guest falling asleep frustrated Frying pan sizzle Hebrew ray Salad Thunder Warm handmade boiled bagels Huge pile of dirty shirts Fishing Celebrity agreeing to take a selfie Friendship bracelet Summertime Gender roles on their way to a football game Panda at a hotel Basement Safe word Cat asking for directions Last guy at a rave Mice making fried rice Bow Plutocrats got feelings too Tape recorder being used wrong Boat Blender Amicable divorce Telecommuting cat Jihadist after seeing about a boy Going to warp speed Gays in the military Cookies being arrested Gun shot Smell of a pear Guy getting a sweet beej Zoo with nothing to lose One of those people on the street who tries to get money Chinese woman eating lasagna Boner school Dentist having sex Crackling fire Drum circle A billion ants writing a complaint letter Someone controlling technology by waving their hands Tv audience clapping at food A buzzfeed list Humpback whale Snowing Larry king being told important information Blizzard Elevator at the empire state building Racist stapler Teapot whistle Two sheep arguing Toilet flushing Computer downloading a file Details Neon sign Long fart Brand new pillows covered in blood Doorbell Steam engine Rave Abortion doctor enjoying a candy bar Spilled milk that found out its son died in a car accident Vcr ejecting a tape Fart iii Tacos Feeling for a ripe avocado Snacks in iraq Vegan on his way to the complain store Seattle Jewish person saying “oy vey” wrong Just two doves at a sweat party Answer the phone Katie Slick motherfucker Phone company Newmedia