Frank Zappa's lyrics & chords

The chrome plated megaphone of destiny Why don'tcha do me right? Fembot in a wet t-shirt Invocation & ritual dance of the young pumpkin Sleeping in a jar Sofa no. 1 Stick it out Eat that question What ever happened to all the fun in the world The grand wazoo Fifty-fifty Can't afford no shoes Oh no Uncle bernie's farm Big swifty Village of the sun Find her finer On the bus Uncle meat: main title theme You are what you is Outside now A token of my extreme Montana (single version) Blessed relief Keep it greasey Scrutinizer postlude Sharleena Wind up workin' in a gas station The legend of the golden arches Titties and beer A little green rosetta Cletus awreetus-awrightus Evelyn, a modified dog G-spot tornado Dong work for yuda Pound for a brown Sy borg Dog breath, in the year of the plague Yo' mama Nine types of industrial pollution Zolar czakl Night school Chunga's revenge Cheap thrills Heavy duty judy Penguin in bondage Transylvania boogie The illinois enema bandit Wplj Electric aunt jemima Wonderful wino Our bizarre relationship The orange county lumber truck Twenty small cigars He used to cut the grass For calvin (and his next two hitch-hikers) Packard goose Love of my life Dumb all over Directly from my heart to you Road ladies The air Prelude to king kong It just might be a one-shot deal Ms. pinky The eric dolphy memorial barbecue Pygmy twylyte Stairway to heaven I promise not to come in your mouth We can shoot you Echidna's arf (of you) He's so gay We are not alone Five-five-five Toads of the short forest Punky's whips The meek shall inherit nothing Cruisin' for burgers Your mouth Waka/jawaka Ring of fire Didja get any onya? Cocaine decisions The beltway bandits Cheepnis Project x Dwarf nebula processional march & dwarf nebula Aybe sea Rdnzl Jazz from hell Doreen Filthy habits Overture to a holiday in berlin Rudy wants to buy yez a drink In france Advance romance Sofa Igor's boogie, phase one Louie louie (at the royal albert hall in london) Harder than your husband Theme from burnt weeny sandwich Hog heaven Heavenly bank account Honey, don't you want a man like me? I'm a beautiful guy Suicide chump Sex Beauty knows no pain The nancy & mary music Get a little Society pages Mudd club Shut up 'n play yer guitar Dummy up Teen-age wind While you were art ii Hot plate heaven at the green hotel Tengo na minchia tanta Charlie's enormous mouth Easy meat Regyptian strut Don't you ever wash that thing? Dupree's paradise Treacherous cretins Strictly genteel St. etienne Holiday in berlin, full-blown Damp ankles Son of orange county Manx needs women Prelude to the afternoon of a sexually aroused gas mask Conehead Stevie's spanking Fountain of love Weasels ripped my flesh King kong ii The deathless horsie Happy together We're turning again Massaggio galore Envelopes Valarie Variations on the carlos santana secret chord progression Bolero For the young sophisticate Purple haze Little house i used to live in Jumbo go away Black page #2 The dangerous kitchen God bless america (live at the whisky a go go) Ian underwood whips it out (live on stage in copenhagen) Deseri Let's move to cleveland Alien orifice Soup 'n old clothes The ocean is the ultimate solution Tinsel town rebellion Gee, i like your pants Theme from the 3rd movement of sinister footwear I could be a star now Drowning witch Ship ahoy T'mershi duween Jelly roll gum drop The girl in the magnesium dress Anything Naval aviation in art? Spider of destiny Magic fingers Time is money I left my heart in san francisco Uncle meat film excerpt part ii Drafted again Beat it with your fist Be-bop tango (of the old jazzmen's church) No not now Later that night Outrage at valdez In-a-gadda-stravinsky Any downers? Which one is it? Pedro's dowry Sleep dirt Bamboozled by love The mud shark Debra kadabra If we'd all been living in california... The closer you are Moggio What's new in baltimore? Republicans 200 years old Stuff up the cracks Dog breath If only she woulda Lemme take you to the beach Latex solar beef Pinocchio's furniture Do not pass go Dickie's such an asshole Bwana dik Be-bop tango 50/50 Why johnny can't read Elvis has just left the building Tears began to fall The adventures of greggery peccary Ya hozna Tink walks amok When irish eyes are smiling That's not really reggae Would you go all the way? Lonesome electric turkey Stucco homes Yo cats I come from nowhere Cucamonga Flambay Billy the mountain Shove it right in Carolina hard-core ecstasy Approximate Truck driver divorce Canard du jour Prologue Times beach ii Chalk pie When no one was no one Iii revised The jazz discharge party hats Jesus thinks you're a jerk Planet of the baritone women Whippin' post The radio is broken A few moments with brother a. west Jim & tammy's upper room That ol' g minor thing again The man from utopia meets mary lou None of the above Were we ever really safe in san antonio? The black page drum solo/black page #1 Promiscuous Baby, take your teeth out Theme from lumpy gravy Panty rap Mystery roach Hotel atlanta incidentals Pentagon afternoon Questi cazzi di piccione Lonesome cowboy burt (swaggart version) What kind of girl do you think we are? Murder by numbers Exercise #4 The florida airport tape Man with the woman head Bacon fat Sunrise redeemer Do you like my new car? I don't even care Orrin hatch on skis The purple lagoon/approximate Dead girls of london The blue light Down in de dew But who was fulcanelli? Ruth is sleeping Cock-suckers' ball Move it or park it For duane Magdalena Bobby brown goes down [live] Part one Dance of the rock & roll interviewers Luigi & the wise guys Outside now (original solo) Once again, without the net Brown moses When the lie's so big Once upon a time Kung fu Sinister footwear ii When yuppies go to hell Goa Penis dimension Eddie, are you kidding? Tuna fish promenade Frogs with dirty little lips This town is a sealed tuna sandwich (prologue) Fire and chains Sam with the showing scalp flat top Welcome to the united states The untouchables The mammy anthem Do not try this at home Systems of edges Swans? what swans? Bogus pomp Planet of my dreams Pick me, i'm clean Charva Canadian customs The poodle lecture Variations on sinister #3 Jezebel boy Things that look like meat Them or us Food gathering in post-industrial america, 1992 Dance of the just plain folks Revised music for guitar & low budget orchestra The sealed tuna bolero Is that all there is? Run home slow theme Valley girl" (frank zappa, moon zappa) She painted up her face Star wars won't work Poofter's froth wyoming plans ahead Ruthie-ruthie Sleazette The big squeeze Room service Too ugly for show business Janet's big dance number I don't wanna get drafted One man, one vote Winos do not march Touring can make you crazy Half a dozen provocative squats Redneck eats The groupie routine Centerville I'm stealing the towels Little beige sambo Satumaa (finnish tango) Agency man Sweet leilani Does this kind of life look interesting to you? It ain't necessarily the saint james infirmary Ride my face to chicago Night school - arr. e. lievonen Dental hygiene dilemma Babbette This is phaze iii The perfect stranger Lucy's seduction of a bored violinist & postlude What will this evening bring me this morning The girl's dream The lad searches the night for his newts Motorhead's midnight ranch A nun suit painted on some old boxes Bob in dacron, first movement Dew on the newts we got Put a motor in yourself Building a girl Porn wars The girl wants to fix him some broth Little green scratchy sweaters & courduroy ponce Mozart piano sonata in b-flat Daddy, daddy, daddy Shall we take ourselves seriously? Carol, you fool Nig biz That evil prince Clowns on velvet Love story Chana in de bushwop Progress? They made me eat it The jimmy carl black philosophy lesson Handsome cabin boy Läther Here comes the gear, lads Marqueson's chicken Artificial rhonda Kenny's booger story Hands with a hammer Letter from jeepers Navanax Lost in a whirlpool Jonestown Theme from the bartok piano concerto #3 Now you see it now you don't Reagan at bitburg Harry-as-a-boy The walking zombie music Thirteen King kong (as motorhead explains it) Holding the group back H.r. 2911 The madison panty-sniffing festival Amnerika Cops & buns The rejected mexican pope leaves the stage Buffalo voice The crab-grass baby Nyc halloween audience The massive improve'lence The white boy troubles Basement music #1 White person Xmas values World's greatest sinner Undaunted, the band plays on Make a sex noise Religious superstition Lil' clanton shuffle Wedding dress song The old curiosity shoppe Secular humanism The living garbage truck The dick kunc story Briefcase boogie I'm a band leader 200 motels finale Lonely person devices Fuck yourself Church chat King kong itself (as played by the mothers in a studio) Won ton on The downtown talent scout "godfather part ii" theme Lumpy gravy part one Emperor of ohio A typical sound check Drop dead Ronnie sings? Here lies love A very nice body Johnny darling Sofa - arr. o. virtaperko Little girl of mine Mary lou The little march You never know who your friends are The booger man Tracy is a snob N-lite A pig with wings Tiny sick tears No, no cherry Cradle rock Lonesome cowboy nando I was in a drum Wistful wit a fist-full Smell my beard Revenge of the knick knack people The motel lobby Mozart ballet Geneva farewell Oh‐umm Getting stewed Leather goods Metal man has won his wings Piano/drum duet Someplace else right now Lisa's life story "the pigs' music" Chocolate halvah "flowing inside-out" Bowling on charen Return of the hunch-back duke Gross man That would be the end of that Slow bird Heavies A cold dark matter Been to kansas city in a minor Jcb & kansas on the bus #1 Meow Imaginary diseases A game of cards Good lobna Bossa nova pervertamento Proto-minimalism Cathy my angel Underground freak-out music Mr. clean The voice of cheese "this ain't cnn" The village inn My head? Dio fa No waiting for the peanuts to dissolve Galoot up-date A different octave Ask dr. stupid Excerpt from the uncle frankie show Where's our equipment? Royal march from l'histoire du soldat Brixton still live Speed-freak boogie Waffenspiel Divan Sink trap Zanti serenade Well Wild love [live] Original mothers at the broadside (pomona) Steal away Beat the reaper Say please Butter or canons Is that guy kidding or what Trance-fusion Jessie lee Power trio segment from the saints 'n sinners Right there Cold light generation Super grease I am the walrus Gorgo Scratch & sniff Harry & rhonda Gum joy Diplodocus Soul polka There's no lust in jazz Everytime i see you Hot rats radio spot 1 Band introductions at the fillmore west Mount st. mary's concert excerpt After dinner smoker German lunch Beer shampoo King kong (its magnificence as interpreted by dom dewild) Diptheria blues Attack! attack! attack! The m.o.i. anti-smut loyalty oath This is all wrong Teenage prostitute Playground psychotics Bavarian sunset Gypsy airs A small eternity with yoko ono For giuseppe franco Hordern intro (incan art vamp) 'til september Botulism on the hoof Finding higg's boson Viii let's eat out D.c. boogie Library card Light is all that matters Martin lickert's story Enigmas 1 thru 5 How's your bird Local butcher Jolly good fellow Hunchy punchy Jeff quits Childish perversions Foamy soaky A version of himself Piece one 9/8 objects Harmonica fun It's a good thing we get paid to do this Kaiser rolls A bunch of adventures Blind man's buff Don interrupts Black beauty The new brown clouds King kong (as played by 3 deranged good humor trucks) Bamboozled by love/owner of a lonely heart Bathtub man I'm so happy i could cry Rat tomago [live][instrumental] Ix teen-age grand finale Pumped and waxed We gotta get into something real Whitey (prototype) Nap time Roland's big event/strat vindaloo Pretty pat Occam's razor Jim/roy Some ballet music Naked city "there is no heaven from where slogans go to die" Skweezit skweezit skweezit Space boogers Ancient armaments I was a teen-age malt shop Heidelberg Wet t-shirt nite He's watching us Hermitage The subcutaneous peril Flambay (instrumental) The 12 inches (with tom waits) You're just insultin' me, aren't you! Mothers at kpfk Party scene from mondo hollywood Bristol stomp Have you ever heard their band? Trudgin' across the tundra Blue suede shoes Hitch hike Australian yellow snow Petroushka