The most frostbitten and grim music from the very very very very very very inverted mountains of kxziiiimfghhhblaghl Acoustic black metal Black metal Grim and frostbitten Comedy

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Impaled Northern Moonforest's lyrics & chords

Impaled Northern Moonforest is the "brainchild" of Anal Cunt members Josh Martin and Seth Putnam. At three o'clock one frostbitten morning of 1997 they were bored and decided to make a true (joke) Norwegian style black metal band. However, there was someone sleeping nearby so they couldn't use an electric guitar or drum kit, so they used an acoustic guitar with Seth slapping his knees and a mattress for percussion. Anyway, here are some random facts about Impaled Northern Moonforest: They have never practised, as practising is for posers Th...read more

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grim and frostbitten moongoats of the north

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bloodlustfully praising satan's unholy almightiness in the woods at midnight

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nocturnal cauldrons aflame amidst the northern hellwitch's perpetual blasphemy

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lustfully worshipping the inverted moongoat while skiing down the inverted necromountain of necrodeathmortum

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masturbating on the unholy inverted tracks of the grim & frostbitten necrobobsledders

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awaiting the frozen blasphemy of the necroyeti's lusting necrobation upon the altar of voxrfszzzisnzf

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transfixing the forbidden blasphemous incantation of the conjuring wintergoat

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forlorned invocations of blasphemous congregations of lusting goat sodomizing sathanis

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gazing at the blasphemous moon while perched atop a very very very very very very very forsaken crest of the northern mountain

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summoning the unholy frozen winterdemons to the grimmest and most frostbitten inverted forest of abazagorath

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awaiting the blasphemous abomination of the necroyeti while sailing on the northernmost fjord of xzfgiiizmtsath

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return of the necrowizard

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gazing at the blasphemous moon

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nocturnal cauldrons aflame ami

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bloodlustfully praising satans

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awaiting the frozen blasphemy

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forlorned invocations of blasp

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summoning the unholy frozen wi

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lustfully worshiping the inver

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masturbating on the unholy inv

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transfixing the forbidden

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worshipping the lustfully inverted trallàllà moongoat named brianna

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at least we have satan to kill ourselves for

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the antichristmas spirit haunting yellowsnow park

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penetrazione satanica

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spot radio kamasutra

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entranced by the northern impaled necrowizards blasphemous incantation amidst the agonizing abomination of the necrocorpse

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destroying the unborn of which shalt come to be

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hellish necrogoat feeding on poser corpses

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the body of christ dismembered and burnt for the necrowizard to feast upon

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necromountain of necrodeathmortem

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impaled northern moon forest

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