Jesus Bruiser's lyrics & chords

The story of Jesus Bruiser starts in the mists of time, New Years Eve 2005, Bristol, Easton, A living room in a squat... a lethal combination of ingredients came together to form a vile cocktail that has been bruising innocent people ever since. The cocktail was equal parts special brew and Bacardi Breezer with a few shots of gin. It was consumed and people exclaimed "jesus!" more was consumed and the next day people felt as though they'd been crucified and a feeling of internal bruising lasting up to 3 days followed. Later they recovered as i...read more