Artist: Jim Norton
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Jim Norton is a silly goose. When he's not pinching the helmets of neighborhood children under a porch or driving around Manhattan looking for ladies of the evening, Jim Norton does damned funny stand up. Jim is also third mic of the Opie and Anthony radio program on Sirius XM Radio. He also regularly appears on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jim Norton was also voted Sweetest Boy in School, but couldn't attend the ceremony because he was in rehab. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA Lice...read more
Racial descriptions The mosque at ground zero A shot in the eye Profiling is fantastic The world’s wettest vagina Prison follies Penn state A rape baby Kids and animals Creeps on the elevator Monster rain A humiliating homoerotic moment Creepy old naked man Anatomy of a massage Anthony cumia I wish i had a gun right now Please be offended Allahu akbar Workplace shootings Renting porn from the pharmacy Guns Dick pics Handstand in the shower Ann coulter has balls Average schlub Ugly jokes Britney spears Here goes nothing The massage Rumplestiltskin Morbid obesity A truly professional introduction Never wore a bag When the idle poor become the idle rich Sitcoms A road story Las vegas Pink eye Coins Joe pesky Another silly sitcom idea Live in cleveland 1987 letter i wrote to a girl i was dating Threesome with ron Credits Sexy slime 36 The bob levy benefit Milf Currently in brazil Sleepy head The greatest moment of my life The dump whisperer The holland tunnel Legal eagles An enchanting evening Couch potater The voyeur bus Kong Very funny vulgar language full show Tough crowd The jacuzzi blues Dirk Little miss big nips Yuck mouth Mean gene the hugging machine We need a black pope Roaches for the best man Yay chicago Sleep apnea sucks Casey anthony John travolta Apologies and school shootings Trinkets i own made from gorilla hands Batman Cum burns Brief chat with a heckler Gay sniper Bonus material Unabridged Filthy girls No water Robin williams and joan rivers Bill cosby Iraq More on the porn awards Laughing at awful shit One night stand Obsessed Paula deen and fat shaming Bonus Hurricane murder Homeless burning Vaginas Dirty talk Privacy New technology Shitty opinions and ducks Bestiality Open grave Airport security Westboro baptists I got sick Boneyard Tsa agent jimmy Arnold schwarzenegger Pedophiles Jim loves escorts Self hatred Mel gibson Linsanity Wtc mosque Santorum A girl name lynn calls in Jim fags it up shopping All the way may Lookie loos Body scanners Jimmy on poker Todd rundgren is a douche Right on my fucking foot Jim gets bababooeyed Comedy gone too far Happy endings Jimmy advice show Jim dumps on the dumps Jim norton expresses much self hatred Race Tiger woods Congressman james norton Jimmy is a fancy man Michael j fox is an alcoholic Wrong time to laugh Look to the rainbow Jimmy reads the comics Bad canadian handjob Scabby boogers Jim norton on fat girls I wish i was gay Tv and stereotypes Ocd A portrait of the artist as a young man by james joyce Crinkle crinkle Velvet pipes norton sings teen angel Opie travels with norton as he tests out material all over nyc Recollections of his dead mother Jim explains gwimp South park issues Premium blend Sensitivity handbook Jim norton gets a prostitute April fools pranks Men v women Selfish old piece of shit The ballad of father gilligan Overacting Too sexy Dangerous kids toys The old shits girlfriend Blind jay and why not to go to cleveland Phenomenal Ted the everquest addict Ted munchausen Ted the hair replacement specialist Lol with lewis black Ted the serial killer Untitled Working for the weekend Star with a problem act Mean Shame and dick breath Supercunts Peep show memories Like a pussy ipod Down by the salley gardens The song of the wandering aengus Fucking around with tom from new orleans Bangkok crocksucker The guy in the bathroom New york room Bonus content
