Jordaan Mason & The Horse Museum's lyrics & chords

Jordaan Mason & the Horse Museum, after three and a half years of writing, traveling, singing, putting together a band, and recording, recording, recording, have finally finished “Divorce Lawyers I Shaved My Head,” an album that tells the story of a failed marriage between two people of confused genders and identities. The album takes place during a Glandolinian war and includes horses, shotguns, carnival horn sections, religion, male birth, sickness, semen, haircuts, and an eventual apocalypse in 1990. The album was recorded between May 2...read more