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Mark Prindle is a genius. His website is awesome if you like things that are funny and music that is good. He used to be in a band called the Löw-Maintenance Perennials. They changed music forever. They broke up a while ago, but he has since pursued a solo career. He rules and is my favorite person ever and when I grow up I want to be exactly like him. Paves is right, he's pretty much my inspiration for living and I want to meet him one day and just adopt him as part of my own natural being. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text ...read more

jogging is the bestest

all the people i work with suck balls

loving to love with you

my songs would be significantly less sucky if i bothered to save up for more powerful recording equipment

dreary old lonesome potato

notechord

disco jaws

lollipops and daffodils and cinnamon and spice

it means i love you

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furnished with a caboose

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innocence lost

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antonio banderas naked

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trading card shenanigan

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god rules

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pisspoor excuse for a shoehorn

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hurting you in a malicious manner

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angst

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fastcleans

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dialing incorrect phone numbers does very little towards reducing stress

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keybord

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shiftylifty

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notes

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internet pornography gives my boner an erection

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my ho left me for a golf ball

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have yourself a larry hagman christmas

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spooky guy with a mustache

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hot cross buns

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apotheosis of a jive turkey

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country boy down south

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death of a salesman

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mess

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things in new york city have to change immediate

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timeline

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i like those things that i turn to tune my guitar

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mee mi mee mee mo mo mee

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urine test fish guy fellow

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i have no interest in entertaining anybody but myself

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that crazy old man eating out of the trash was funny

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jobs are an asshole

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lonesome as a colored

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colonel rollins amplified cookie kutter

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my poppa is a square old fuck

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boring

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missing

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men masturbate with magazines by rolling them up into a funnel and using them as a substitute vagina

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rock is for stupid people

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the happy day sun good

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hare krishna larry burns in hell for his asinine religious beliefs

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living vicariously through a football team

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i ching

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suicide is truly the only solution

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i adore and cherish my occupation job

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the upsetting little spinny baseball game

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large collection of blues comin down

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big tummy

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never better

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people who smoke tobacco are attractive

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garden of ukeleles

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the electric prunes

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heckhound on my trail

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shutuppayouface

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count unhealthula

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everyday household appliances strike fear into my soul

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cereal box

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yonder doggy trapped in my dryer

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legacy of crapality

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i find myself attracted to a young man in my home economics class

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born to run in the usa

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homecoming of the errant groom

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peanut butter and jelly sandwich

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smart people are stupid

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she brings her love to me

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half a pickle

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smearing sperm whale intestinal secretion all over my face

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evil lurks

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jazz gets somewhat tiresome

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happy birthday winky

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meditating is for fags and gay people

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discipsession

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my cold empty dying soul

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the sound of me sick

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usa for afrikkka

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the ol hideaway back home

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run around inside a gymnasium

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death cloud

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luxurious castle of snuggles

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separation of the components of a mixture

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god placed an entire jar of crisco between my dermis and epidermis

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my record buying habits are unfortunate

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albums are to order in me towards

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suicible tendancies

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get that counterculture person out of my tomato

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i aint leavin

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the lack of perception

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facts that i would like to spread across the internet

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my exercise regime

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the unfairio stereo

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i was the baby

Angel of death Slightly warm medina Louie louie The end of the party I like smoking joints Let it down slowly Umweltvurschmitz ungi Kibbel Spastic penguin guy F c g Rock til you drop Surfin taps Mathrock Oldstyle President The postman rings only untrue Ratdance Bouncy Warriots Instrumental

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