My Sexy Assassin's lyrics & chords

It was the year 1861. A couple of chums went their local New England pub for a snort of whisky...little did they know, that snort would change thier lives forever. Now, legend says that one of those old boys was named Sir Sean Taylor the third (he was basically a british knight). Being as there was no war nearby, Sir Sean was appointed as the town's sanitation engineer (although, back then, he would have been called the gutter cleaner, the master of the hogs, or Sir Sean the shit-picker-upper). You see back then the town was run by the man with...read more