Artist: Pat Dixon
the perfect woman
intro and high school reunion
bye bye blubber
high school sweetheart
bachelorettes
indian casino
nail salons and cults
music
bank girl
miracle
twins
show for the blind
the bible
las vegas
the audacity of hope
women have the brains
female president
strategy for sleeping in
fighting a bear
robot
automatic toilets
accepting the lord
ladies room
hitchhiker
corpus collosum
a source of tension
civil war reenactor
making amends
babysitting
blow up doll
only black guys
flowers
meth
staring at girls
preventing rape
jews and converting
white dope
the afterlife
lesbians
toilets
divorce
morality
saving herself
grilled chicken salad
kids
wearing a condom all night
drugs
catchphrase
the deaf pen guy
green eggs
drinking
weddings and divorces
holes in the furniture
trading spaces
midget stripper
the zoo
sex
disastrous last date
transsexuals
little frankenstein
more sex
frame up
women once had pubic hair
knob gobblers
my wife
first date
online porn
claremont strip club
i’ve been with some big girls
girls are weird
old enough to be your boyfriend
good day new york
naked with a butcher knife
sex in the city
engaged
a match made in heaven
pat dixon
elbow tit with jim florentine
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