Pine Box Retards's lyrics & chords

The Pine Box Retards were formed in the summer of 2008. Old school Boston Psychobilly rockers Robby Retard and Ricky Retardo, from the Photon Torpedoes, met singer Special Jess ,from Calamity, at the Special Olympics. They were trying to score Retard chicks and laugh at the mentally challenged! Drool makes a great lubricant and Retard Girls never say no! After many Drams of Scotch and talks of Midgets and vagina, the concept of the band was developed. Guitard player Timmy Tard completed the line up upon his release from the Mental Hospital! He ...read more