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Ray And The Ging Homs's lyrics & chords

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you were born on a council estate and your family tree looks like a spirograph pattern

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i flambéed ainsley harriet

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i opened up a gay bar so i could bash poofs

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damilola taylor overcharged on a blowjob

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feng shui made you move your kidney dialysis machine away from a plug socket

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i ate a biscuit over your shoulder as you taught a braille reading lesson

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ethiopian landmine belly

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i asked you to dress up as a tart and you came as an apple crumble

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dying your hair is a sign of individuality

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i sent you photos of peter tatchell fucking your wife

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julian clary is your social worker

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your pram meets my bulldozer

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i opened up a milkybar and saw you staring back at me

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you married timmy mallet

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we did a mexican wave at your execution

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i dipped your tampon in syrup and broken glass

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my women appreciation class started with a screening of conan the barbarian

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your money or your kneecaps

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i put a mousetrap in your wife

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i put a salamander in your toilet to make you think you’d miscarried

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your sex life ended when you wanked to slayer

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my anus swallowed a vibrator so now my poo is dancing

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we replaced your pacemaker with a parsnip

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we killed jamie bulger

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we moshed to your epileptic fit

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the pope is a rascist

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you divorced your husband for not beating you up enough

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you found your grandma with her head in the oven

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nice haircut leukaemia boy

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your car gear stick raped you

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your daughter slit her wrists cos we gangraped her

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you said you were a poof so i rested my feet on you

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pingu up my ringpiece

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you woke up to find your brother wanking into your mouth

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we cut your kids hair with a lawnmower

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you masturbate to the sound of your parents fucking

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you shit turd grapefruits ‘cos you did the naked locomotion with nick holmes

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you respect woman so they fake asthma attacks

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i made a chair with your dead aunties bones

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your family got killed on a holiday you won them on a gameshow

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