Robert Rankin's lyrics & chords

Magus to the Hermetic Order of the Golden Sprout, 12th Dan Master of Dimac, poet, adventurer, swordsman and concert pianist; big game hunter, Best Dressed Man of 1933; mountaineer, lone yachtsman, SHakespearian actor and topless go-go dancer; Robert Rankin's hobbies include passive smoking, communicating with the dead and lying about his achievements. He lives in Sussex with his wife and family. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply....read more

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some call me laz

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pelted with stones

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i wish to complain

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headless in gunnersbury

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still rather bruised

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ahab the space crab

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the history of moulsecoomb

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the costume of a crab

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how the nhs was born

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setting up a colony

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up on the downs

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the return of dr proctor

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smart hat jonny

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danbury collins

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the broken pub sign

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you are his boswell

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the inevitable occurs

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misguided in regards to cheese

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requiem for jonny

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stylishly clad but never pay for anything

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thank you for saving my life

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the tip of the iceberg

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the brightonomicon

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so many athletes

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the golden order of the illuminated sprout

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croquet or cricket?

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the book of ultimate truths

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the old crime detection

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did you see that?

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hugo rune the cad

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colonel mortimer takes aim

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mrs janet orion

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nathaniel the homing spaniel

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locked in the library

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fangius interuptus

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apocalypse blues

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captured by the count

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back in brentford

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if hugo rune were in control

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the missing animals

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dressing up for the occasion

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and what is this?

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i think you offended him

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president jimi hendrix

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eat your food nude

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the curious case of the centenary centaur

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the incredible encounter with hugo rune

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dealing with the fare

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the moulsecoomb pirates arrive

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a noteworthy gentleman

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bare naked lady

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chief whitehawk

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you are outnumbered

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the hotel california

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he may be on to something

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the waiting throng

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the forbidden zone

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any sign of him?

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hove heavy metal

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doughnuts for life

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the popular parlance of the day

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wine into water

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spaniels to satan

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the man in black

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spontaneous human combustion

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within the ethereal morris minor

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mario makes a proposal

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